Chippy Fich Fizz
Picky hippy, zippy piggy hid
id, mid-kick dick dizzy did dig
Hid piggy zippy, hippy picky
Dig did dizzy? Dick kick mid-id!
Giddy piggy dib chip mix
Kid pygmy gyp piggy fib hid
Mix chip dib piggy giddy
Hid bid piggy fib pygmy kid.
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Name of my newspaper: The Wall Street Journal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipogram
http://www.foundpoetryreview.com/blog/oulipost-2-lipogram/
One of the images that came up when I googled Chippy Fich Fizz:
jacqueline valencia 
Okay, entirely too much fun was had. I love this.
Constraints add a lot to the enjoyment of structuring something like this. Thanks!